Dave’s Kitchen Catastrophe

One day, Dave decided to impress his date, Lisa, by cooking dinner. He’d never cooked before, but how hard could it be? He picked a recipe: spaghetti with meatballs. Easy, right? Wrong. Dave misread “teaspoon” as “tablespoon” and dumped a mountain of salt into the sauce. The meatballs? He forgot to add eggs, so they crumbled into sad, meaty dust.  

When Lisa arrived, Dave proudly served his “masterpiece.” She took one bite,